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Hello Fellow Interneters,

Welcome to my new website. If you ask me, it's pretty neato. So is the word neato. Funny how that works. I was pretty baked while we made this site, so if you notice something wrong - let a bitch know: info@darcymichael.com

Of course this is the part of the news feed where I suggest you go to itunes and buy my new cd: "You're Gay Now. " It's got dirty words and everything!! CD-YOU'RE GAY NOW -DARCYMICHAELAnd it's been known to cure cancer!! What?!?!? Okay...it doesn't cure cancer. If you can read this Papa, I really thought it would work - Sorry Dude!!

Anyways, thanks for stopping by. If I can ever return the favour, just let me know. Although I'm pretty busy. Okay I'm not...but I'm really good at coming up with excuses.

As always my dear frienemies, I tolerate each and every one of you,

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