OLD NEWS...OLD SLOPPY NEWS

Sept 2009:

So, it feels like it's been forever since we just cuddled for a while hasn't it? After having most of the summer off, I'm finally getting off my ass and starting again. Check the GIGS page for a list of a bunch of shows coming up. And there's a new article from Fab Magazine out right now, find it on the PRESS page.

Some fun news? I'm taping a tv special for OUT TV on Oct 13th in Vancouver! This will be my first tv taping in my home town, so if you're in town fire off an email to info@darcymichael.com for free tix! We're filming it at my favorite venue, The Cultch in East Van! Boo yaa bitches!!

July 2009:

Hello Frienemies,
Some fun shows coming up! Next week (July 20-22) I will be guest hosting on City TV's The List which airs at 6:30pm and 11pm daily.
Later that same week I'll be headlining at my favorite club Yuk Yuk's Vancouver!! Shows are Thursday July 23 thru to Saturday July 25th. For tix call 604.696.YUKS
We also just added a new podcast to the "Stuff" section and there's more coming soon!
Until then, Buy my cd fuckers!! It's got dirty words and everything!! As always my dear frienemies, I tolerate each and every one of you.

May 2009:

Hello Fellow Interneters,
Welcome to my new website. If you ask me, it's pretty neato. So is the word neato. Funny how that works. I was pretty baked while we made this site, so if you notice something wrong - let a bitch know: info@darcymichael.com
Of course this is the part of the news feed where I suggest you go to itunes and buy my new cd: "You're Gay Now. " It's got dirty words and everything!! And it's been known to cure cancer!! What?!?!? Okay...it doesn't cure cancer. If you can read this Papa, I really thought it would work - Sorry Dude!!
Anyways, thanks for stopping by. If I can ever return the favour, just let me know. Although I'm pretty busy. Okay I'm not...but I'm really good at coming up with excuses.
As always my dear frienemies, I tolerate each and every one of you.